Hey peeps Merry Late ass freaken Christmas
Gosh I'm always late on posting for the holidays, sowwy about that peeps. Here are some animal pics for you to say "awwwwwwwwwwwwwww how cute"
My Border collie Tux from California
My Holland Lop rabbit Mochi who travels the world with me :)
My Australian Shepherd on the left Kimba, who lives in New Orleans Louisianna.
On the right is Kimba's new friend Marley dog who came to visit for Christmas
I Escaped Plastic surgery this Christmas break!!
If you know my parents, you will know that they are major perfectionist. they expect nothing, but the best, and if they can't have the best, they will kill for it. To them, life is not about happiness, love, or living the moment, it's about finding the flaws and fixing it, so you can be perfect. During lunch, my parents told me that they don't like the way I look. They wanted to make drastic changes such as eyes, nose, and skin procedures. They told me to get ready for a trip to the plastic surgeon's office after lunch, which scared the shiet out of me. My mom also made an appointment with the make up artist and stylist after recover, scary eh!! Their goal was to make me this ultimate asian girl that all wealthy billionaire asian family wants their spoil sons to marry. After lunch, my mom had to run some errands, but she assured me that she will be back to take me to the plastic surgeon's office. I was angry and shocked beyond believe, that I called up my friends and ask if I could run away to their house for safety. After getting permission, I packed my stuff, feed the pets, and run off.
My dad asked me if I still wanted the procedures and make over, and I responded with a stern "no." I told him straight up that my fiance loves me for who I am, and he will be piss if we make any changes and get me married off. I also told him that my fiance will hunt them down and kick their asses if they proceed to these malevolent changes. Luckily my parents were smart enough to respect my wishes, but it sucked that they kept saying stuff like "if you have gotten the procedures and make over, you would have been able to marry a wealthy man right away." Afterwards, they just smiled and shook their heads sighing "naive girl!!"
Borders have weird people sometimes
So I was reading something on my laptop and then I looked up and notice this fat Italian chick. This chick had black, greesy, curly hair, food stuck between her teeth, and equals the size of two tables put together, but that's not the worse part. She has her laptop on and was on the phone talk in a very sexy, sultry, alluring voice. For some weird reason, people were quietly reading at borders instead of chitter chatting as usual. That totally made it worse because all I would be hearing is this fat chick having phone sex with some dude. I decided to be a weirdo, and eve drop on her conversation, and here is what I heard
"So what are you wearing? What are you like? do you have a house? do you have a car? are you still single? are you rich? Oh you look so nice, etcc"
I'm like, this does not sound like a boyfriend, WEIIIIRRD!!!
so I decided to sneak over there and take a glimpse at what she was staring at on her laptop, maybe I could get some clues on who she's talking to. I quietly walked behind her, pretending to grab a napkin, then I peaked over her shoulders, and couldn't believe my innocent little eyes. She was on a dating website, looking at a profile of this guy she was talking to, total FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fun Addicting things to do
Moola
This is an addicting way of making money, but it's really hard. Moola will give you a free penny which you would use to gamble. You will play games against other users, if you win, you get another penny. That would equals to two pennies, if you win again, you will get 4 pennies, win again, 16 pennis, etc....
If you lose all your pennies, don't worry, moola will always give you a free penny, so you don't have to invest your own money.
www.moola.com
if you can't find the sign up button, just leave a comment on my blog with your name and email address, and I will send you an invite :)
Robot Unicorn Attack
This is a very simple and addictive game that my friend sent to me. The goal of the game is to guide the unicorn through various obstacles and earn points. You push "Z" to jump and "X" to attack the solid star in your way. You have three tries, so if you run into the wall or the solid star, you will use up one try. After using up all three tries, the game will total up your points. You can play as many times as you want. I recommend using the facebook application so you can compete with your friends :).
Give it a try, trust me you will be hooked on it!!
note to all guys out there considering this game: it only makes you more manlier !!!
Dumb Pets Comics
I know that I was suppose to post up those funny comics after every post, but I decided to do something totally different and spontaneous.
so stay tune!!!!!!!!!!!
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