Showing posts with label sex education. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex education. Show all posts

Monday, May 16, 2011

Disney Channel is selling sex

Remember the days when Disney Channel is all about cute, adorable teens with enthusiastic acting skills. How about those days where their clothing actually covered up their bodies and make up were almost non-existent. Don't forget the fact that they never hooked up with one another so you hardly hear scandalous stuff about them on the magazines. Now a days, these Disney teens are striving to make themselves look rebellious and slutty in order to be in next week's people's magazine.
I was in the airport buying magazine for the plane ride and I notice all these news about Disney channel stars hooking up and breaking up. Take Selena Gomez for example, I know for sure she didn't just get famous for Wizards of Waverly Place or singing her tracks, they all suck. Every time I flip through the pages I would always notice that she's hooking up with someone famous: Jonas Brothers, Taylor lautner, Justin Bieber, etc. I'm like what are we trying to teach our kids here, success is earned by hooking up with someone famous. Not only her, let's look at Venessa Hudgens. I saw her on a tv talk shows before explaining how stupid and ridiculous Britney Spear was, when in fact Hudgens have naked scandalous pictures all over the internet. There's even a little asian boy on youtube fantasizing about doing stuff to her. I also saw pictures of Hudgens making out with other girls, I guess it's great to support the gays but not if you are doing a promotion that targets underage kids. Miley Cyrus isn't that innocent either, her wardrobes get skankier and skankier every year, and every time you pick up a magazine, you can see she's hooking up with a different guy.
I have to say, I am more drawn to these rebellious Disney celebrities over the innocent ones in the past. I guess it has a lot to do with subliminal advertisement, it's a smart idea to target sex on pre-teen and teens. You can't do it directly though or else the parents will be knocking on your door, so why not do it subliminally, you can pretty much get away with it. Teens and pre-teens have these out of control hormones, and if they see anything that is close to sex, those hormones are going to light up. They will be attracted to those dirty, slutty Disney celeb, and desires to look and dress like them, that is why you always see these Disney Celebs in fashion magazines. It's logical, hot and sexy=Disney. Then you look into the future and you will notice that 13 yearold kids will no longer look their age, they will probably look like the girl or guy (of legal age) that you hooked with last night. Well you got Disney to thank they have been selling sex, and they are very good at it too.

Disney Celebrities aren't the only one's selling Sex :)
Disney movies are notorious for Sexual subliminal advertisements. Fortunately, they do this more subtly than those Disney celebs. After all they are targeting children under the pre-teen age, so a full blown rebellious image would be too much for the toddlers to comprehend. A subtle, hidden message would do just fine, it will be kept in the subconscious area of their little brains. That is why our kids are so obsess with Disney and we can't do anything about it.
The parents tried to sue Disney for the penis in the castle, but Disney claim that they were running out of time, so they did this paining in a rush. They didn't realize that they painted a penis inside of the castle, it was all an accident. Emphasize on "accident," I didn't know a castle looks like a penis, no wonder they made a mistake.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

What is sex??


What is Sex????





I enjoy creating these comics about my stupid dog and dumbface rabbit. I think I will create comics for every post I make :)

How to get a Celeb's attention
I don't use twitters all the time, but when i found out that you can actually send twits to celebrities, I decided to get my ass off the chair and learn the game. So I saw this tv show called walking dead, and saw this amazing asian actor in there. I felt that he was extremely awsome that I gotta get on twitter and try to twit him. So I went on twitter, and twitted to the guy about how amazing he is, unfortunately, I didn't get a response. So I end up twitting him again in hopes he would twit back. Then I read some of his twits and notice that he either talks to people he knows or obsessive crazy fans that probably would kill themselves if he don't say hi.
However, I will not go that insane and demand a response or else serious consequences will happen. Also, I will not waste my time to do extensive background research on him. But if any of you out there who are obsess with a certain celebrity and would do anything for him or her to talk to you, don't count on being a normal, sincere fan, cuz it ain't gonna work

Here are the steps to get that celebrity to twit you back, without sounding insane and scaring them off.
1) Research the celebrity's twitter account and find out who he knows and who he talks to
2) Try to find a person whom he or she is friends with but don't talk to alot. Probably someone who he went to highschool, college, or work with but don't talk to anymore, and do a background check on them to see what relationship they have with the celeb.
3) try to find schedules and appearance that the celebrity have gone to
4) once you found everything twit this: "Hey there, how you doing, I saw one of your performances last week, and it was wonderful. I took my friend with me, and she/he saw you on stage and said that he/she knows you from "highschool, college, work, etcc". Her/his name is "so and so," let me know if you know him/her."
5) once celeb twits back and said he knows her/him, you are in DA GAME
6)once the celeb start paying attention to you, try to slowly diverge the convo away from his past friend, so the celeb can get to know you instead.
7) try to develop a friendship slowly. In order to do that, don't talk too much about his movies or his performances, emphasize more on his personal life.
8) once friendship is developed, give him your number, and have him call you
9) talk on phone, have fun, try to click with him
10) Then meet him in person
11) have fun hopefully you and the celeb would start dating, get marry, and have kids. Watch out for the papperazzis.