mom: I really wish you wear less clothes
me: I don't think it's a good idea
me: I'm just being respectful, I don't want to wear tight skimpy clothes in front of the family
mom: why not
me: it's a sign of disrespect for the asian community. Wouldn't you think it would be a dishonor to get molested by your own family member
mom: I guess, but I think it be a good idea for you to wear less clothes in front of family, and more clothes in front of your own boyfriend and friends.
me: hell no, i will be a social outcast
mom: your friends are more likely to rape you, ya know
me: yea I'm sure that is in Megan and Laura's "to do" list
mom: but sexy clothes in front of family shows your are beautiful
me: and ready to fuck right :)
mom: why is everythng about sex for you
me: "smiles," just know that I love and respect you mom, even though you make it hard for
me to do so sometimes
The Gardener kills dogs
me: I notice the gardener is here more often, does he have time for our neighbor?
mom: oh we forgot to tell you, he put some weird chemicals in their garden, and it killed theirdog. They said something about law suit or whatever, but he's not working for them anymore
me: aren't you guys concern that he could kill our dog
dad: nah, nobody can kill tux, he's indestructible. The good part is, the gardener can spend more time on our garden, isn't that great.
me: hmmm, you're not the least bit concern about what happened to the neighbor's dog
dad: nope, tux is glued to you 24/7, it wouldn't be a problem
me: not if tux goes poo
mom: I'm sure he will be fine, you know how overly zealous our neighbors are about their pets, a dead dog equals to a law suit, people these days take things too seriously.
me: You notice how practically all our neighbors own dogs and they don't use this particular gardener that we use. Does that by any chance mean anything to you guys??
dad: dude, did you see our neighbor's german shepherd, they look so cool
By the way