Women say one thing, but mean another

This probably sounds really cliche, but it's so damn true. Even as a woman, I can truly admit that at times I say one thing but mean another. For example, I tell my parents how smart they are all the time, when in fact we all know they are idiots. Whenever my lover talks to another girl, I reassure him that I'm not jealous, but I'm actually boiling inside. This whole cliche is understandable, it keeps everyone happy and lowers the level of drama in the house, but is it really acceptable when it comes picking the perfect man.

From the day we all graduated from school and enter the real world, we created a recipe of what we want in a man. A lot of my girlfriends all have the same ingredients (tall, handsome, charming, career-driven, rich, smart, sensitive, understanding, and funny) to create the perfect batch of cupcakes. Unfortunately, they all end up with everything opposite of what they wanted: short, ugly, disgusting, career that makes a dollar a day, stupid, mean, oblivious, and boring. I don't know whether to feel happy or lied to so I took the initiative to ask some of my girlfriends, "why go for something that is not your cup of tea?"

The usual response is: "I can't find Mr. right, so might as well get whatever I can get." I felt sympathetic for them, juggling career, life, and trying to find the perfect man isn't an easy thing to do. I often wonder why it's so hard for them to find the qualities that they were looking for in the beginning, practically all my male friends have these qualities that are way better than the guys my friends were dating. This weird concept of settling plaques me because I don't believe in settling. I believe in "true love," and I know it shouldn't be that hard to find. Since this is only a one-sided story I decided to get some perspective from the other side.

I asked a couple of Mr. Rights and Mr. Perfect aka: "the proper ingredients," as to what they want in a girl. They all have the similar requirements: she must be cute and nice. There are other requirements, but cute and nice are the most sought after. I was like "you got to be kidding me, those type of girls are all around you," then again they're not. Apparently, these guys have made the initiative to talk to those girls with the written recipes, but were sadly rejected from the cupcake batch. I find it strange that Mr. Right and Mr. Perfect could be so harshly rejected whereas Mr. ugly and Mr. disgusting were promptly accepted. This really doesn't make sense, all this time I thought women wanted prince charming.

Does anyone out there wanna comment on this problem. As of now, I do not sympathize with any ladies out there claiming that they can't find Prince Charming, bull shiet

What is a Successful Woman?

My girlfriends and I usually complain that "chivalry is dead," but Dave Chappelle would counteract our argument with "chivalry is dead because women killed it." I have to agree, we destroy every gentle side of a man. We not only killed it, we tortured it, pee on it, pour gasoline on it, and light it up on fire. Back in the good old days, women were not allowed to vote, run business, dominate a conversation, or anything that a men were allowed to do. Womans right find this to be outrageous, grew a penis, and stand up for suppressed women everywhere. They gave us freedom by stomping on the iron fists that kept us on the ground for centuries. Our gender no longer hinder our ability to be the best that we can be. However, would the breath of power and freedom hinder our ability to find true love?

I always find it attractive for a woman to be dominant, powerful, and have a great career. Then again I always notice that these are the women without a good man. These are usually the type of woman who comes home from work, pours a glass of wine, and drink herself to sleep. She often shed tears and wonders if life is worth living if there's no one to come home to. I have seen men compliment these successful career women, but if asked if they would marry one, they would sneer with disdain. It's a harsh reality, a woman with the iron fist are often score by men in secrecy. Now the main question is, can a woman still be consider powerful if she can't get a single man to want her? After all the basic biology of a woman is to bore a child, and if a woman can't obtain a man wouldn't that put her at a disadvantage.

Another type of attractive women can be found in asian drama. The beautiful, conservative women who knows how to make a man look good. She is the traditional housewife with no career behind her back, she has great manners, extremely elegant, and a smile that can get men to go to war for her. She has all these gentlemen lined up, eagerly waiting with a ring in their hands. Unfortunately, she can not function without a man, if she gets dumped by her husband, she will have no income unless she gets a good amount from child support. So, this leaves me with a vexing question, this type of woman has a major advantage in producing more kids and being able to come home to a happy family, but is she truly a successful woman despite not having a career?

In this century it's really difficult to define girl power. If the woman is too career driven, she would lose out on obtaining a successful husband, resulting in shame. If the woman is successful in marriage and family, she will lose out on her career and independence. It's a total dilemma, we're damned if we do and damned if we don't. So what is consider to be a successful or a powerful woman? Well the answer is simple, a successful woman is someone who has her foot between the past and the present. She will have to be both a career woman and a woman who knows how to please a man. She is a woman who lives the role of the past: docile, elegant, charming, and does not care to compete with a man. She is also the woman who lives for the present: strong, dominating, career woman, who can make an income or living successfully without a man. Her smile alone can lead other men to do her bidding, but if no one is around she can do her own bidding.



Therefore, a woman's power lies in her smile, but her true strength is hidden inside, that my friend is a successful woman.

Hilda and Kimba's debate about sexual discrimination

I was studying at the Loyala library in New Orleans Louisianna, and pissed at myself for missing class. I hope Harvard isn't piss, but hey I'm catching up on my studies. I really don't know if looking at fail blog counts as studying, but who cares everyone is doing it. Anyways, i drank too many green tea and had to use the bathroom. I walked in and saw this girl dialing her little pink phone. I guess its a good idea to talk in the bathroom since it would be rude to talk in the library, how thoughtful of her. Then she walked into one of the bathroom stalls and closed the door. I was like ok maybe she wanted some privacy, that's understandable. However that is not the case!!!

Here's the convo, her phone was so loud that I can hear her and the person on the phone from two stalls away.

girl: hey Rick, how you doing

Rick: I'm good where are you

girl: I'm in the library

Rick: hey umm you wanna go out after the library

~girl starts peeing and farting really loud

girl: ok

Rick: ummm I think I'm busy, can't go bye

~girl walks out of the stall sobbing

I was in total shock, she just got asked out and rejected at the same time while peeing. That's just amazing, I mean what's next someone discover a cure for cancer while peeing. Anyways, I know for sure that if it was Rick in the stall talking on the phone, and it was his piss and big fart, there would still be a date tonight. Sigh, it's funny how society still operates on the notion that it's ok for a guy to fart and piss in front of a girl, but it's not ok when a girl does it. It's true that women are now allow to vote, express their opinions, and have a place in politics, but until women are allow to fart and pee in front of a guy with dignity, I'm sorry to say sexual discrimination have not improved.

Holy shiet my fiance's dog Kimba Hollowface Luk decided to debate against me. Fine bitch you are going down

Kimba: Hey I just read what you wrote on the blog

Hilda: really, what do you think about the whole topic

Kimba: Well I totally disagree with you and I want to say something

Hilda: why because you are dumb. You tried to fight with air and ran into the door instead. Well too bad you are not saying anything in this blog

Kimba: Grrrrrr Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Brandon: shut up Kimba

Hilda: fine I will allow you to say something, so you don't annoy me and Brandon

Kimba: Brandon think it's cute and adorable when I fart and he always praise me when I pee outside. Since I get so much approval for farting and peeing outside in front of him, and since I am a girl, therefore, sexual discrimination have improved.

Hilda: so umm does the tree know that you are having an affair with the ironing board?